Sunday, August 7, 2011

Horrors of Packers

Why yes, now this is a tale that has many funny stories hidden inside. Dylan a few months back decides he wanted to make one himself. So he bought the gel, the panty hose, and the condoms to make the best packer ever. WELL, sitting on our dock trying to get this thing going I look up to having a peeping tom next door watching me shovel walmart gel into a condom....What could I say other then it was a science project. So on we went. At the end Dylan had a packer, I had a concerned neighbor and a blob of cheap hair gel that now takes up space in my cabinent because we had to buy the mega one. At first I didnt trust it, I thought OMG, were going to go somewhere and that things going to bust and his pubes will be more gelled then Lady Gaga's hair at the music awards, but after awhile I realised 10 cover condoms really do the trick:)

If you ever have any questions about how to make your own packer (which has its benefits) 1. Its fun to do, and 2. it costs less then 20 for all the supplies.

Another horror with Packers is if you dont use the right thing to attach it to your boxers (or briefs) You'll end up having to do what Dylan did when his fell out of his pants when walking to class, Just kicked it and kept on going......He was mortified. I on the other hand felt terrible because I laughed our entire lecture period. Yet I was the fool who went to go get it later.

Any Funny or not so funny but humiliating packer stories? Comment and tell we would love to know.

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