STP's Really?

So a while ago Dylan comes in and sits down on my bed (we sleep in seperate rooms). He says  "I want to stand and pee like a real man, I hate sitting." I look at him and reply "You're sitting now though." he retortes that I know what he means. Well I get that. So Dylan had the idea to buy one. Im the internet guru in the relationship and decided toNnextag it and Amazon it. OMG has anyone realised it cost $60+ to pee through a tiny medicine spoon. In our situation it was too expensive. I can understand if it was made out gold and it came in shiny colors but wow. So I Googled how to make it at home.
For all the Pre-Op's who need a STP (Stand to Pee Device) I'll tell you how to make it.
1. Go to walmart and buy a typical medicine spoon (If you cant buy one ask a local pharmacy they give them free)
2. Cut the end of the closed side tube off so it is open on both sides (The way Dylan did it was he melted the tip then used a razor blade to slice it off)
3. Put the part of the mouth to your body and pee through it.

I advise making a new one every 2 weeks or so just for health reasons. ALSO practice in the shower a few times. It is very messy.  BTW SPOUSES - Never say its easy when they cant do it and try. You will do it better and a fight will break out. Longest fight ever. Bad Idea!

Why Dylan wants to stand to pee I will never get. But the day he forgets to put the toilet seat down is the day he can remember to sleep on the couch. :)

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